I know there are just tens of people out there dying to know all about me, so here’s the poop:

I was born from love and my poor mother worked the mines.  I was raised on the good book Jesus til I read between the lines.

Ok, so now you know I’m full of shit and quote cheesy song lyrics, just thought I should make that clear right away. Closer to the truth would be to say that I am a hibernating artist  forced to earn a living with graphic art and web design.  Proving my father right and confirming that I do indeed have a very small brain, I went to college for art and received a BFA in the most useless of all fine arts - printmaking.

I live in Philadelphia with my “associate,” one dog, one cat and one Guatemalan. We used to have a bunch of dogs and cats but they’ve somehow all disappeared in the last two years breaking our hearts over and over.

I like to tell a good tale so hopefully it works as well when I write a tale.  I’m also a scanner so my interest in blogging may or may not be short lived.  We’ll see.