I know there are just tens of people out there dying to know all about me, so here’s the poop:

I was born from love and my poor mother worked the mines.  I was raised on the good book Jesus til I read between the lines.

Ok, so now you know I’m full of shit and quote cheesy song lyrics, just thought I should make that clear right away. Closer to the truth would be to say that I am a hibernating artist  forced to earn a living with graphic art and web design.  Proving my father right and confirming that I do indeed have a very small brain, I went to college for art and received a BFA in the most useless of all fine arts - printmaking.

I live in Philadelphia with my “associate,” two dogs and three cats.  Looking to add more chaos to the house, we’re in the process of adopting a wee boy from Guatemala.

I like to tell a good tale so hopefully it works as well when I write a tale.  I’m also a scanner so my interest in blogging may or may not be short lived.  We’ll see.

Should anyone want to email me - go for it: bazl@nosumo.com