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Ceci n’est pas une pipe

ap·a·thy

  1. Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.
  2. Lack of emotion or feeling; impassiveness.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me.  I’d love to blame it on the heat, the humidity or my insomnia but that seems too convenient.  Sometimes I think I’ve simply “left the building,” as it were. Whatever it is that makes a person himself or herself, whether it is spirit, soul etc., has pretty much abandoned ship leaving only enough behind to keep my body animate.

I spent so much time in my own little world as a child that perhaps whatever I created was far more interesting than the real world and one day most of me just stayed there and sent this flimsy copy of me back to deal with life.

Oh give me a break.  If I read this on someone else’s blog I’d think they were a whiny-ass bitch and wonder why they felt the need to pollute the Internet with yet one more sad sack of shit’s “woe is me” tale. 

Such unoriginal tripe.

tripe 

  1. The rubbery lining of the stomach of cattle or other ruminants, used as food.
  2. (Informal) Something of no value; rubbish.

That’s right, this post is basically cow gut.  So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Put/stick that in your pipe and smoke it! (informal)

  1. An impolite way of telling someone that they must accept what you have just said even if they do not like it.

Ah, there’s nothing like a slap in the face to make it all better.

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