Desperate & Pathetic
January 11th, 2009
“The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.”
Henri Bergson (French Philosopher, 1927 Nobel Prize in Literature, 1859-1941)

Yes, I bought these. Go ahead, laugh at me.
Do they work? Uh, no. I knew that when I bought them but there’s always that faint hope that maybe, just maybe it will work even a little.
I’m afraid the only help for me is Botox or a facelift someday. Until then I will continue to avoid having my picture taken and wincing when someone manages to snap one without me covering my face like a little brat.

